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Left Brain Madness

Sewing: Because Murder is Wrong

Sewing: Because Murder is Wrong

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This shirt is for sewists with a dark sense of humor and a healthy understanding that sharp objects should only be used on fabric.

Every sewist knows the therapeutic power of creating something with your hands—especially when life (or your bobbin tension) is testing your patience. Wear it in your sewing room as a warning, or out in public as an explanation for why you'd rather be home with your machine.

Features:

  • Soft, comfortable Bella+Canvas relaxed fit tee
  • Open scissors with blood drops—edgy but tasteful
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend in heather colors)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction
  • Unisex sizing - size up for an oversized look

Perfect gift for: sewists with attitude, quilters who've had enough, crafters with dark humor, anyone who finds sewing therapeutic (in their own way)

Need help with sizing? Check our Size Guide for detailed measurements.

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