My Therapist Called My Stash "Hoarding." I Explained It Was Fear of Being Naked.

When your fabric collection becomes a topic of professional concern.

Some people don't understand the relationship between a maker and their stash. Your therapist might call it hoarding. Your family might stage an intervention. But you know the truth—it's not excess, it's insurance against a fabric emergency. What if you need that exact shade of teal someday? What if the perfect project comes along and you're unprepared? Fear of being naked is a legitimate concern.

This shirt tells the story of every crafter who's ever had to defend their supply situation to someone who just doesn't get it. Wear it proudly. Your stash understands you, even if your therapist doesn't.

Features:

• Soft, comfortable Bella+Canvas relaxed fit tee
• Text-based design with crying-laughing emoji
• 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend in heather colors)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction
• Unisex sizing - size up for an oversized look

Perfect gift for: fabric hoarders (collectors!), quilters, sewists, crafters with defensively large stashes, anyone who's ever justified "just one more"

Need help with sizing? Check our Size Guide for detailed measurements.