My Retirement Plan is Yard Sales

Forget 401(k)s—your treasure hunting strategy is way more fun.

While other people are talking about investment portfolios and savings accounts, you're mapping out the best estate sale routes and perfecting your early-bird timing. Your retirement won't be spent on a golf course—it'll be spent finding mid-century furniture, vintage fabric, and hidden gems that other people don't recognize. And honestly? That sounds perfect.

This shirt is for the thrifters, pickers, and bargain hunters who see yard sales not as a hobby, but as a lifestyle. Your golden years will be spent doing exactly what you love: hunting for treasures and haggling with confidence.

Features:

• Soft, comfortable Bella+Canvas relaxed fit tee
• Price tag graphic design—perfect thrifter symbolism
• 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend in heather colors)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction
• Unisex sizing - size up for an oversized look

Perfect gift for: thrifters, estate sale enthusiasts, vintage hunters, bargain shoppers, anyone who plans their weekends around yard sales

Need help with sizing? Check our Size Guide for detailed measurements.